In December
1988, I prepared a brief on motor vehicle insurance for the Ontario Automobile
Insurance Board and I was asked to appear before the Board and present my
brief. All the CEOs of the Insurance companies were present when I spoke. I was
mindful of how boring some briefs and presentations can be so having done
stand-up comedy when I was younger, I decided to add humour to by presentation
which resulted in them all breaking up laughing though much of my speech. Then
I hit them hard with the real truth about their industry. This is what I said
to them.
Many years ago,
I appeared before a group of Legislators and warned them of the potential
danger of insurance companies ripping off the public. Nothing
that was concluded
at those hearings changed
anything and we
still hear of
innocent motorists being gouged by
certain insurance companies who
have climbed onto
the compulsory insurance bandwagon and are milking the driving public
for everything they can get from them.
I don't intend to reiterate in great
detail what you no doubt will be hearing
of these unsavory
practices so for
now, I will
go directly into
an area of car
insurance that you
may not be familiar with.
I am speaking of insurance investigation and what it can do to cut down
some of the high costs of insurance.
My experience as a former private
investigator in which I investigated hundreds of insurance claims over a period
of four years, (claims in which the claimants claimed they had suffered serious
injuries,) places me in a unique position in which I
can describe how
most of the
investigations resulted in awards
that were minimized
because the claimants were making
fraudulent claims.
In one particular case assigned to me,
the claimant was a man in his early sixties who had been struck by a school
bus. He quit his job in the expectation of getting a sizable award from the
court and decided to wait out his last three years before retirement, sitting
at home. He was asking for a large amount of money for damages to his neck which
he claimed caused him great difficulty in bending. For several years,
investigators had driven up to his residence which was in farm country, to catch
him doing some kind of work but by the time they arrived in the area, his
neighbours had already warned him of a strange car in the neighbourhood, and
invariably he would be sitting on his porch with his neck brace on, waiting for
the investigator to see the bad shape he was in.
I realized that this was the wrong way
to investigate this claimant, so by using a pretext, I was able to approach him
directly and talk to him about something entirely different than his accident.
From our conversation on his porch, I got a good description of him and
observed that someone must have been doing some digging in the back yard. Half
an hour later, after driving out of the area, I returned, and after parking my
car a mile away, I proceeded through a corn field, a
swamp and then
a forest and
ended up approximately two hundred feet behind his house.
There he was, digging a ditch, without
his brace—and there I was, snapping pictures like I was shooting through a knot
hole of the fence of a nudist camp. I couldn't get enough. But alas, his ears
began picking up the telltale clicking of my camera shutter and he stopped what
he was doing and began staring at me through the underbrush. His eyesight must
have been as acute as his hearing for suddenly he bolted into the house after
grabbing his neck brace which was on the ground. I in turn bolted in the
opposite direction and about half an hour later, reached my car parked on the
highway. And right behind my car, was the car belonging to the subject of my
candid camera.
Oh, yes, his neck brace was on, but it
had to be for show because while he was wrestling with me in the ditch—while
trying to grab my camera, his neck was moving around like a dog in heat.
Not one car passing by stopped while we
were fighting in that ditch but as fate would have it, a bus driver did stop to
see what was going on. Would you believe it? It was the school bus driver that
struck him three years earlier.
The smile on that man's face was not
unlike that of the man who found himself locked in a brewery. He hadn't had
this much fun since the day they ended prohibition.
I never did learn how that case was
settled but I do on occasion, fantasize about the claimant walking out of the
courtroom with a two-hundred dollar award for his retirement.
One
day, several of
us were called
into our chief investigator's office and were asked if
anyone wanted to go into a strip
tease joint and
take movies of
one the strippers. This was at a
time when decent folk wouldn't be caught dead in such a place. After
sacrificing my morals for my dedication to the job, I arrived
there and sat
a couple of rows
from the stage and surreptitiously eased out the movie camera.
It seems that one of the strippers had
injured her arms in a car accident and subsequently couldn't work in a factory—or
so she stated on her claim. We had been advised that she had taken a temporary
job as a stripper and part of her act included reaching around her back and
undoing her brassiere. Now any woman who has ever undone her brassiere can
attest that the undoing of one's brassiere by reaching around
one's back is
a task fit
for a contortionist--not a
claimant with injured arms.
Well, there she was, wiggling and
giggling, for those of us out there who had never watched a woman undo her
brassiere. I wasn’t married at that time. Well, I got so engrossed at what I
was watching, that I forgot to operate the camera. I was forced to watch the entire show again before this stripper returned
to do her act. Mind you, it didn't take much force to get me to remain for the second showing. One can develop a certain dedication to one's
job. This time, nevertheless, I was ready to film her.
Have you ever tried to surreptitiously
take movies in a strip joint with a camera that makes noises like a
crankcase without oil? To cover up the noise of the camera, I pretended
to snore. There is nothing that infuriates a stripper more than a patron who
sleeps through her act, and snores to boot.
I didn't get enough frames in that
segment of her act, so I sat through another
show and seen her act a third time around. This poor girl will forever have
ingrained in her memory, the experience of having a patron sleep and snore
through two of her acts-and a fact which couldn't have escaped her, the
insensitive slob never slept and snored through the acts of the other
girls.
The next case was a most interesting
one. The accident had taken place a few years earlier and was coming up for
trial in about a week’s time. The insurance company suspected that the man was
faking his injuries. He claimed that his back was still too sore
to bend and
hence, his sex
life had been
deeply curtailed. I would sure
like to know what technique he was using. In any case, one of the other
investigators had let the air out of one of his tires and then we positioned
ourselves around his car like piranha waiting for a hapless swimmer to step
into the water. And just at five, he came out of his office and walked to his
car. There we were, hearts beating, our fingers poised over the shutter buttons
of our cameras waiting for him to take the bait. He didn't. He looked at the flat tire,
cursed, pulled out his keys and unlocked the
door of the
car next to
his and drove
away. Unbeknown to us at the
time, he had two cars parked in the lot.
After returning home, it suddenly dawned
on me that he might return to replace the flat tire, after changing into old
clothes. I was right. I returned to the site just minutes after he had. It was
raining quite hard and lightning and thunder were with us every few minutes. I
couldn't have been more than twenty feet from him as this claimant began
jacking up his car. Fortunately I was
behind him and
he couldn't distinguish between the lightning flashes and
those of my camera.
What I got, was pictures of him, squirming
under the car, twisting here and there, lifting the wheel above his chest which no doubt similar to the sex
act he was claimed he was deprived off. It must have been one hell of a sex
act.
I remember
the first case
I was sent
out to investigate. I was pretty
green and really quite naive. I actually believed that all I had to do was to
call up the claimant, interview him and conclude from the interview that he was
faking his injuries.
Well, the man
graciously granted me the interview. There he was in bed, moaning and groaning.
I hadn't heard noises like that since the day I slipped into an American adult
cinema and watched Deep Throat.
He told me that
several years previous to this particular date, he had nearly broken his back
in a car accident and therefore was bedridden most of the time. He had me in
tears.
When I finished
interviewing him, I visited his neighbours and
one of them
said, "Did you know
that they are
moving tomorrow?'
What does such a man who is bedridden,
do on moving day? Well, for one thing,
he lifts one end of a fridge and for another, he carries boxes, and he even
carries a 19 inch television set all by himself. What does a green and naive
investigator do when all this is happening in front of him? He makes sounds not
unlike those of a virgin experiencing her first sex act------he screams with
joy.
It was only one other time that I phoned
a claimant to make an appointment for an interview. This woman called her
lawyer and was subsequently advised not to meet with any investigator under any
circumstances.
The
next day-----I remember that
day, it was bitterly cold. I waited about half a block from her home and after
a half hour had passed, she exited from her home and walked towards Yonge
Street. I caught up to her and together, we got on the bus and headed south. Not
a word passed between us. On the second day, I
said, "Good morning." On the third day, we talked about the
weather and on the fourth day, we chit-chatted all the way down to Bloor
Street.
She
wasn't suffering from
her injuries at
this point-----that wasn't the
purpose of my investigation. She had stepped off the curb and directly into a
car. What the insurance company wanted from me was an admission from her that
she didn't look where she was going when she stepped off the curb.
That admission came just as we reached
the curb on the fifth day of our walk to Yonge Street. The sun was extremely bright
that morning and just as we were about to step off the curb, I pulled her back
and said, "Be careful. A car can hit you before you see it." She
replied, "That happened to me several months ago. I was blinded by the sun
and didn't see the car when I stepped off the curb."
For the next half hour, she told me
about the accident, and then she whispered in my ear, "You have to be
pretty careful these days. Those insurance companies have spies all over the
place."
Have you ever tried to stop a smile from
creeping across your face? It begins at the corners of your mouth, and then
when it becomes quite clear that in seconds, the corners of your mouth are
going to meet your ear lobes, you cover your mouth with a handkerchief. There I
was, coughing and blowing my nose, tears streaming out of my eyes, and that
poor old lady patting me on the back, saying, "There, there. You'll be
alright."
I will tell you of one more case that
bears retelling. The woman I was investigating was the passenger in her
husband's car and there was no doubt in anyone's mind that the driver of the
other car was at fault. But the woman was demanding $30,000 for the injuries to
her left ankle and the insurance company was prepared to settle for only
$10,000. She demanded $30,000 or nothing. The trial was to take place in less
than a week. I won't go into detail as to how we got her to go to a large food
store but as she was walking up the street, she limped while walking with her
cane and dragging a small grocery cart behind her. I filmed her because to do
the job honestly, it was necessary to film her at all times. After all, there
are legitimate claims to consider, and I had come across those too.
Then
when she came
out of the
store, I photographed her face
with the still camera and then positioned myself to take the remaining fifteen
feet of movie film. She began walking up the street, favoring her left foot
that caused her to limp so badly. Then suddenly, with about ten feet left of
the film, she stopped, looked around and then placed her cane in the cart and
began walking down the street in a manner that can only be described as a
joyous promenade.
The case went on without her or her
lawyer being informed of the movies that were going to be presented as evidence
at the trial. There was only about five seconds of her joyous promenade shown
at the end of the film but throughout the showing of the entire film, the
woman's expression on her face never changed. It reminded me of the face on the
Sphinx at the Pyramids of Giza--fixed in one expression forever. She only got a
$2000 award for initial pain, and she got no costs. It was only then that the
expression of her face changed. She looked like a widow at her husband’s
funeral.
This particular insurance company had
wisely chosen not to bow to the demands of a claimant who was obviously faking
her injuries.
This cannot be said for some insurance
companies. They feel that it
is cheaper to
pay out money
to the extortionists rather than
take their chances in the courts. Let me give you some examples of this.
About eleven years ago, my vehicle was
struck by another while the other motorist was watching a woman walking along
the sidewalk. The police officer became infuriated when I refused to move my
car until I had taken my camera out of the trunk and photographed the accident
scene. He immediately charged me with making the improper lane change. I
reported the accident and asked my insurance company not to pay for the damage
to the other motorist's vehicle. I said that I would rather he take me to civil
court.
Later, I was convicted of the charge and
I immediately appealed. While waiting for my appeal, the insurance broker
informed me that the insurance company paid the man's claim of $900 and that my
insurance had jumped from $250 per year to $1000 per year. A month later, my
appeal was heard
and I was
acquitted. I immediately
cancelled my insurance and the insurance company agreed with me later that they
erred in paying off the man's $900 claim based upon a conviction by a justice
of the peace.
In September of
1983, I was stopped in a 'Y' intersection for six seconds because I was blinded
by the lights of two cars that were about 500 feet away from me. The first car
passed to my left but the second car, instead of passing to my right—as its
driver intended, it headed straight for me. It hit my stopped vehicle while going
75 kilometers an hour. That car was a complete right off and mine sustained
damages of about $3000. Neither I or the driver and his passenger were hurt
seriously but he was taken to the hospital because he was hyper-ventilating.
This was caused by the anxiety that the accident had caused him—which I can
well appreciate. He had just bought the car and he hadn't insured it.
The police officer charged me with
failing to share the road—where he dug that one up, I really don't know. I
visited the accident scene six times and with some friends, reconstructed the
accident and was able to establish that the other driver had six seconds to maneuver
himself around my stopped car before he slammed into it.
During my trial, the other driver when
asked why he didn't pass to the right or left of my vehicle, replied,
“Why should I swerve to avoid hitting a
car that shouldn't have been in the intersection in the first place.” Now
anyone who understands what is meant by the 'last clear chance' can well
appreciate the full significance of that rather foolish statement. Despite the
fact that the justice of the peace stated in court that he recognized me as an
experienced and able accident investigator, he refused to accept my findings
because he said that the tests should have been done in the dark. That is rather
ludicrous when you realize that distance
and time can be determined, day or night.
This man had
sued me for $135,000 and his lawyer pointed out to my insurance company that
since the justice of the peace found me guilty, my insurance company should pay
up. I pointed out to my insurance adjuster that I was suing the other driver
and that they should wait until that case is heard by a provincial court judge.
My insurance company caved in. They felt that a jury—if it came to that, might
find against me, simply because they felt sorry for the old man, who years
earlier had suffered neck injuries in another head-on collision. They offered
him $8000 and had the temerity to ask me to abandon my claim against this other
driver. I said no but I did sign the papers giving them authority to settle
with him on the condition that whatever it cost my insurance company, it would
not affect my premiums. When they sent me a letter confirming that, I signed.
Then I went ahead with my case against the other driver.
He caved in shortly after the judge said
that he would accept me as an expert witness in my own case. His lawyer couldn't do anything to stop this
man once he got on the stand. I went after him with a rapier and ended up
slashing at him with a cutlass. He stomped out of the witness box near the
beginning of my cross examination and said to the court that he would pay
whatever I asked for. His lawyer and I agreed on an amount and the judge
approved the settlement figure and that was that.
Had my insurance company listened to me,
they would have saved themselves $8000. They took the easy way out—they simply
wrote him a cheque for the $8000.
What was interesting about that
particular case was that this driver had smashed head on into a vehicle prior
to my own and had successfully sued for injuries to his neck. Then he smashed into
mine head on and again successfully sued for injuries to his neck. Then after
he collected from my insurance company, I learned that he had again smashed head on into another
vehicle and again sued for injuries to his neck. Shortly after that, he retired.
Now
I didn't have
to replace that
$8000 with an additional surcharge on my insurance
premiums but you can be sure that the insurance company recovered their money—they
simply increased everyone else’s premiums. In effect, everyone paid, because
the insurance company didn't have the guts to stand up to this driver and
fight.
There isn't anyone in Ontario who hasn't
heard of the flip flop of the apartment buildings in which the buildings were
sold several times to increase their value. People were charged, companies
seized and closed and the principals are facing imprisonment---and rightly so.
But how many people are aware that a
young woman whose parked vehicle was hit from behind, and her insurance company
spent $800 repairing it, had her insurance premium increased to $2500? And that
isn't just for one year either. Obviously she would have been better off
repairing her car herself but if that is so; then what's the point of buying
collision insurance in the first place? If there was ever a company that needed
to be seized, put out of business and its principals put in jail, it's that particular insurance company.
Now you could say that all this woman
would have to do is go to another insurance company. That is true but as you know,
insurance companies share their secrets. It's the only industry I know of that
does. The second insurance company would learn from the first that the woman's
premium had been increased by three times and although they might not increase
it that much, they would milk this unfortunate woman's situation for all its
worth.
Some time ago, at the request of a
lawyer, I interviewed the victim of a car accident and he told me a horror
story involving two insurance companies. It seems that in August of 1986, he was
driving along Sheppard Avenue West, when all of a sudden, a teenage drunk
driver driving in the opposite direction, crossed over the centre lane and
smashed into this victim's car. Then the
drunk driver and his girlfriend climbed out of their car and began yanking off
the licence plates of their car. After they pulled the plates loose, (They had
been placed on the car temporarily) they ran away. The victim chased the young
man and managed to get the plate from him---but not before being kicked repeatedly
in the head by the young woman.
As
a result of
the action of
the victim, the
police apprehended the drunk driver and he was charged and convicted of
a number of offences.
Now as it turned out, when the victim's
insurance came up for renewal, it was increased by $150 and that was for public
liability alone since
he could no
longer afford to
pay for collision insurance for
his own vehicle as his premiums were too high. That was because he was a new
driver, having just arrived in Canada from Afghanistan.
Now what does a young victim from Afghanistan
do when he realizes that his insurance company is going to stick it into him?
Why, he goes to another. It was then, that he learned that the insurance
companies communicate with one another. The second insurance company learned
that his vehicle had been in an accident and that his first insurance company
paid $3000 in repairs to his vehicle since the drunk driver didn't have
insurance. Now when the second insurance
company learned that
the victim's first insurance company
paid out $3000
for repairs of his
vehicle after it had been struck by a drunk driver who had no insurance, they
must have been extremely pleased. They increased the victim's insurance
premiums by $400. And that is just for the public liability because, like
before, the insurance companies were charging him such high premiums for public
liability, he couldn't afford protection for his own vehicle.
It's sad when you think of it. Here is a
young man who left Afghanistan to escape the tyranny of the Russians who
invaded his homeland, only to be introduced to the tyranny of our Canadian
insurance industry who was now invading his pocketbook.
Is there a law against this kind of extortion?
Apparently not. But can you imagine what would happen if the government took
over the car insurance industry and tried to pull off these kinds of highway
robberies. The government might even fall. That's why I am in favour of dumping
the insurance companies---they have proven
that they cannot be trusted. I mean, would you buy a used car from these
people?
The Co-Operators placed ads in the paper
in which they have made generous offers to new subscribers. They said that they
would stop charging drivers higher rates than their experience, vehicle use and
accident convictions warrant. Very noble indeed. But then later, they refused
to take on any new subscribers.
This is the same insurance company that
added a 25% surcharge after the third minor traffic violation in three years---that is, if you
are driving five kilometers over the speed limit in a 60 kilometer per hour
speed zone, and you are stopped by
a police officer
who had nothing
better to do,
and subsequently convicted, and given a suspended sentence, with a
loss of no
points, your insurance premium can go up for three years
as much as $200 per year or $600 all told for the next three years. Now you
know why our courts are filled to the brim with motorists fighting their cases
tooth and nail. They are not fighting a $20 fine--they are fighting a $600
increase in their insurance premiums.
Here is another of the Co-Operator's
promises. It is a very laudable one indeed but rather toothless. They would
establish an independent appeal system to which customers may refer decisions
they feel are not fair.
There is no mention as to who would hear
the appeal. Would it be an appeal board within their own company, an appeal
board within their own industry, or an appeal board within the government?
Did you know that the insurance industry
already had in force, a means in which one insurance company could ask another
insurance company to submit a claim to arbitration? I don't think it works that
well. The Co-Operators who were recommending an independent appeal system is
the same company that refused to turn a case over to arbitration when their
company and another insurance company couldn't decide who the guilty driver was.
The fact that their policy holder's
vehicle had been hit by another driven by
a motorist who not only cut right in front of him, the other motorist later
admitted to the police that he didn't intend to be in that lane in the first
place. Apparently this was
not sufficient grounds
for the Co-Operators
to take it to
arbitration because they didn't believe that the arbitrator would find in their
policy holder's favour. Although their
policy holder was out his $100 deductible by this gutless decision, to the
credit of the Co-Operators, they didn't pay the other man's
claims or increase
their own policy
holder's insurance premium.
They and the Insurance Bureau have
recommended that there should be the creation of a non-government modified
no-fault insurance system that would pay for most injuries and still leave room
for court actions for serious injuries and death. I feel uneasy about this.
For example, who would run the system?
Obviously the insurance industry. This is the same industry that jacks up the
premium of a woman as much as three times a year for three years—that's $5,100
because they paid out $800 for damages done to her parked car. This is the same
industry that would charge a total of $1200 additional premiums to a motorist
who was the victim of a drunk driver. This the same industry that would pay out
$8000 to a motorist who didn't feel that
he had to
swerve to avoid
hitting a stopped car, a motorist who has done this three times. This is
the same industry that would add a three-year surcharge of $600 to a motorist
who is given a suspended sentence for driving 5 kilometers an hour over the
speed limit in a 60 kph zone.
In my opinion, this industry is no
different than the oil industry, who after being informed by the federal
government that there was to be a one cent increase in the tax for gasoline,
immediately hiked up the price of gas as much as three cents a litre.
I think the one convincing statement
that Wayne Scott, the vice president of the Co-operators said that truly rings
of the truth, is when he admitted that their move was an attempt to offset
public complaints about the industry and to defuse Ontario New Democratic Party
demands for government-run automobile insurance. The insurance industry would
have us believe that the truthfulness of their people has the sound of the ring
of a church bell. If you're planning to listen to church bell-like tones coming
from the car insurance industry,
be prepared to have your ears assaulted with sound's emanating
from that quarter of the industry that is not unlike that of the banging of
hammers against the bottoms of washtubs.
But the insurance industry should not
take all the blame. Aside from the motorists who defraud the insurance industry
with their phony claims, there is the legal profession to be blamed also.
I spent five years as a process server,
serving hundreds of claims for car accidents. You won't believe what these
lawyers were demanding. In one case, the lawyer wrote up a claim for $15
million dollars. The injuries----oh, the usual; whiplash, strained back, headaches
and of course, effected sex life.
One lawyer drew up a claim for $100,000
for a woman who wasn't even in her parked car when it was struck in the rear.
She was in the house. Her claim was for mental anguish she suffered when she
ran out of her house and discovered that her car had been damaged.
Another listed twenty-five relatives of
a motorist killed in a car accident, as plaintiffs. One of the plaintiffs was a
baby who had never even met the deceased. The claim stated that this baby would
be denied future comfort from the deceased, had she lived beyond her seventy
years.
Have you any idea how much the no-fault
insurance plan will cost the legal industry? I would say that about 50% of
all the writs I served,
were related to car
accidents. The wailing from the legal profession will be not unlike our
children after being bad, are told they have to do without their extra spending
money.
Now I don't want to go on record as
having said that bad drivers shouldn't be sued or surcharged. There are drivers
out there that should be jailed and when I see them driving like the
psychopaths they are; I take some pleasure in letting my imagination go wild
and visualizing their premiums going higher than the blood/alcohol count in
their bodies.
But, enough's enough. It's time for the
government to step in and put an end to the automotive insurance industry in
this province, once and for all. I don't know if the government can do better,
but surely they can't do worse.
The insurance industry is pleading for a
second chance. They are promising to be fair and honest with their policy
holders. But I ask you this in all
candor—if you had put
your foot in the Amazon River and a crocodile chewed it off, would you at a
later date put your other foot into the river at the same location? I think
not. You would have learned your lesson the first time and treat the crocodiles
with a little more respect.
Well, the insurance industry placed
their collective foot in the river in the past and had it chewed off. Their
experience didn't teach them a thing and as a result, they hobbled back into
the crock-infested river and now they are again pleading for someone to pull
them out again lest they lose their other foot. Let the crock have the other foot.
I sincerely hope that the motoring
public will get a decent break from the Ontario government. It's certainly
overdue. I think I speak for all motorists in Ontario when I paraphrase the MacDonald's
commercial—we deserve a break today, in Ontario.
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